The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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