I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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