i barfeds in our rink
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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