if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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