im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Of course I have a pirate flag
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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