Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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