Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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