we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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