i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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