Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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