I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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