it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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