I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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