i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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