Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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