I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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