ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I smell stomach acid.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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