You really coming over, don't trick.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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