goodnight i made you a song goodbye
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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