Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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