It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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