ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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