You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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