You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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