i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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