well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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