This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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