i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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