you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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