If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
they need to just BURY HIM!
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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