We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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