'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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