Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
