I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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