Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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