CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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