I hate all girls vehemently.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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