All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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