All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize