I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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