We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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