i don't like sucking hair
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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