love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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