Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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