Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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