dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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