can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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