My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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