Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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