I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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