Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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