well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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