it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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