Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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