Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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