So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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