so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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