Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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