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(614): View more from Ohio

I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.

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(330): View more from Ohio

i think i have two assholes

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(212): View more from New York

You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.

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(914): View more from New York

Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?

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(703): View more from Virginia

You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.

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